there's this bus conductor who's out to get me. gross man. hello, if the bus driver lets me pass as a student, which i AM, then why the hell do you care whether i really am or not? yes i know, the damn ezlink card's an indication that i'm a student. but i dont have it. and you know, i pay adult fare when i'm not in school uniform ALL the time. only when i'm like in the most basic of all basics, jeans and tshirt, do i dare to pay 55cents.

WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO BRING MY BIRTH CERT ALONG JUST SO YOU'RE SATISFIED THAT I'M A STUDENT?!

&%#$!%

bloddy shit. he pisses me off man. and hello. he totally recognizes me cos he's the SAME GUY who's usually in 8 in the mornings.

i hope his daughter gets her heart broken a million times then run away from home which OBVIOUSLY doesnt provide sufficient love, making him feel guilty cos he's a lousy crap of a father. HUH.

and if he doesnt have a daughter, i hope his son gets tekan like shit when he goes to NS!! and then curse HIM for not training him enough and for not even warning him that NS is tough.

and if he doesnt have kids at all, then i hope he grows old and lonely and sad and pathetic. cos apparently, the only amusement he gets is when he catches, innocent angelic girls like MOI, who doesnt have an ezlink card and hence prays each time that the bus driver is kind and nice.

BUT NO. the conductor is BOSS! woohoo! come on guys! let's all give him the respect he deserves cos he's DA MAN YO!! the conductor dawgs!! SO FUNKAY!! YEAH MAN. let's give him that rapper shake cos HE'S TOO COOL!

UGH. *pukes*

at least i know i'll grow old gracefully and know better than to sulk and be all moody all the time so i wont get as many crow's feet and wrinkles as YOU! and hey, just a tip or two, those lines on your forehead? it shows that you're stressed and OLD. AND how come your forehead's so high and broad? cos your hairline's slowly, but surely, receding!

HAH! LOOO-ZAH!

he was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an "L" on his forehead.


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*calmed and soothed already*

anyway, today's tuition session was pointless. cos i only did the chapters that i'm most confident in. algebraic manipulations and then some. the questions in the TYS are damn chicken nuggets lah. it's so useless cos cedar wont give such questions anyway. =/

oh yes. my dad has a hidden talent. he can cook! like really cook cook. like the hotel kindda stuff. he cooked our lunch today. it was chicken thigh with all the fancy fancy thingies. he even made his own potato salad plus his very own marinated sauce and what nots.

omg. so darn interesting. he mentioned something about it being a possibility that he can open a catering company.

i'm not quite sure if he was kidding or for real. HMM.